Smackmud's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[3d Mech 3ooo]

I'm sure your very proud of it...

Mech kind of looks neat, if not a little fragile. Kind of hard to tell though, because it rotated around way to quickly. You need to make a movie with it so we can see it in action.

["Last Man on the Moon"]

Dammit!!!!

Man, that was the biggest tease since my girlfriend went lesbo and forbaid me to join in. Great tune, great video, but just as it was all starting to get really good...in pop the clocks! You have to finish that video up properly. 9/10 instead of 10/10 because of your lack of vision.

AsthmaticHamster responds:

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Dude...your girlfriend turning lesbo really sux !
And the fact that she didn,t want you in a threesome REALLY REALLY sux !
But tkz for the review anyway !

[Battlefield Bloopers 1]

That could have been a lot better...

First of all, don't think I'm bashing this movie because you're a clock...I've seen plenty of clock movies that I like quite bit. However, this movie was just lame. It wasn't funny, it wasn't interesting, in some cases it was impossible to tell what was going on, and the voices were impossible to hear. Plus, there is no way this movie should be 3 megs long. I'm pretty sure that if the author had put some actuall thought into the production of this movie, he could have brought the filesize down to the 1-1.5 meg mark. I'm on a 56k, and quit frankly this wasn't worth the download. Hell, now that I think about it, it wasn't even worth me writing a review. Thanks for wasting my time. It's movies like this that give clocks a bad name.

[Reading Rainbow 6]

I don't get it...

Why doesn't he have any pants on? I used to watch Reading Rainbow when I was a kid, but I'm not quite getting this.

[MTV's TRL INA]

Meh...

First of all, congrats on making a parody of major social evil...TOP 10 MUSIC COUNTDOWNS!!!! Who actually likes the shit they put on countdowns anyway? Most of these songs wear thin after about the 3rd time you hear them, never mind the 50000th time.

Having said that, I think an opportunity was missed here to REALLY make fun of the music-countdown shows that plague our society. The whole thing came off feeling like the creators got board of making it halfway through and rushed to get it finished. A few videos were excellent and genuinly funny, but the rest felt like filler. Kudos on the commercials...those were hillarious! Overall, not a bad movie, I just felt it could have had more potential.

[Potter Puppet Pals!]

Pointless...

Good overall idea...but where was the point? If you try this again, try to give it a real storyline. One hairy thumb down.

[Madness Dub Style]

Could be a little longer...

That was pretty short. I like the style, give us something with a story line next time!
One hairy thumb sideways.